http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/-t1.htm Kwela ka ba? Share with us about your jokes. Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:35:57 GMT 10 http://i78.servimg.com/u/f78/12/38/78/72/2310.gif http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/-t1.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/maghihiwalay-t310.htm Webmaster
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Mario: Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda.

Maria: Aba! pinili pa 'yung hindi naman sa kaniya! ]]> Dyok Taym Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:35:57 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/maghihiwalay-t310.htm#1654 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/maghihiwalay-t310.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/mga-presidente-t309.htm Webmaster Presidente ng Russia, America at walang iba... ang Philippines!!! Itong tatlong presidente hangang hanga sa sarili nila nagpayabangan sila sa isa't isa: Mr President of Russia: WE ARE THE FIRST IN SPACE Mr President of America: we are first in the moon Erap-Presidente ng Phils.: we will BE the first in the sun "nagtataka ang dalawa at tinanung si erap kung panu magagawa un...." Sagot ni erap "WE ARE NOT STUPID, WE WILL GO THERE AT NIGHT!!!!" ... Dyok Taym Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:31:53 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/mga-presidente-t309.htm#1653 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/mga-presidente-t309.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/erap-in-a-war-with-milf-t256.htm Webmaster ERAP: Sumuko na kayo! MILF: Susuko lang kami kapag nai-spell mo ang ceasefire! ERAP: Tuloy ang laban!!! Durugin sila! Padadalhan ko kayo ng chrysanthemum sa burol nyo!! MILF: Spell chrysanthemum? ERAP: Sabi ko Rose... Bingi...! Dyok Taym Wed, 28 May 2008 10:05:11 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/erap-in-a-war-with-milf-t256.htm#1105 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/erap-in-a-war-with-milf-t256.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/all-about-vice-ganda-t301.htm phoenix_cutez30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqdTn7mXsaw]]> Dyok Taym Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:37:31 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/all-about-vice-ganda-t301.htm#1505 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/all-about-vice-ganda-t301.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/iba-ang-pinoy-t266.htm Angelofdeath Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Mexican contractor also does some measuring ... Dyok Taym Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:16:41 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/iba-ang-pinoy-t266.htm#1198 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/iba-ang-pinoy-t266.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/eksena-sa-jeep-t255.htm zellie la gwapa GIRL: hindi!

BOY: Eh magsusuot ka ba ng singsing kung wala kang daliri?
GIRL: Of course not!


BOY: Eh bakit ka nakabra??


mm... Basag si gurl. ]]> Dyok Taym Wed, 28 May 2008 04:02:32 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/eksena-sa-jeep-t255.htm#1098 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/eksena-sa-jeep-t255.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/engkanto-t239.htm raptor Isang gwapong Binata ang magpapakamatay dahil sa pag ibig. Gagawin nya sa pamamagitan ng pagtalon sa mataas na tulay ng ilog. Tatalon na dapat ang lalaki ng makita siya ng isang lola at napansing gwapo kayat inawat sya. LOLA: iho, mag hunosdili ka! wag mung ituloy yan. GWAPO: wag nyo na qng pigilan, nawala na skin ang maganda kong GF. Ala ng silbi buhay ko. LOLA: Kung alam mo lang iho, mas malaki ang problema ko sayo, dati akong napakagandang prinsesa na sinumpa ng isang engkanto . natigilan ... Dyok Taym Mon, 26 May 2008 03:07:45 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/engkanto-t239.htm#989 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/engkanto-t239.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/confident-and-confidential-t243.htm zellie la gwapa dalaga: Tay, ano po ba ang pagkakaiba ng confident at confidential?
tatay": eh kc anak. ganito iyon.. ikaw , maganda mabait , matalino. manang mana ka sa akin. Anak kita. confident ako jan.! Pero alam mo anak, mas magnda ako sayu! yun ang confidential]]> Dyok Taym Mon, 26 May 2008 11:53:45 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/confident-and-confidential-t243.htm#1037 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/confident-and-confidential-t243.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/dalawang-bungi-t111.htm Webmaster Bungi 1: Pre, ganda ng ngipin mo, parang exams!
Bungi 2: Bakit naman?
Bungi 1: One seat apart! ha! ha! ha!
Bungi 2: Ikaw din namn ah!
Bungi 1: Bakit?
Bungi 2: Fill in the blanks! ha! ha! ha!]]> Dyok Taym Tue, 13 May 2008 12:49:24 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/dalawang-bungi-t111.htm#223 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/dalawang-bungi-t111.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/question-and-answer-t233.htm jepjam The FINALISTS : Miss America Miss Spain Miss Britain Miss Philippines Miss Iran Miss India Miss Japan QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. QUESTION : Why do you say that? MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman..... (Applause!.... Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. ... Dyok Taym Sat, 24 May 2008 11:24:36 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/question-and-answer-t233.htm#809 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/question-and-answer-t233.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/learning-the-past-present-and-future-tense-t203.htm zellie la gwapa Teacher: Juan, ano ang past tense nang LABA? Juan: Naglaba ma'am Teacher: Tama, ano naman sa present tense ang LABA? Juan: Naglalaba ma'am Teacher: Tama, eh...ano naman ang future tense nang LABA? Juan: Magsasampay ma'am my source: http://pinoyjokes.net Dyok Taym Wed, 21 May 2008 11:11:16 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/learning-the-past-present-and-future-tense-t203.htm#563 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/learning-the-past-present-and-future-tense-t203.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/gma-and-erap-t209.htm Webmaster GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip nang silip dyan?
Erap: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na "Sugarfree."
GMA: Bobo! Banda yun!]]> Dyok Taym Wed, 21 May 2008 14:05:41 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/gma-and-erap-t209.htm#593 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/gma-and-erap-t209.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/jokes-ko-po-t189.htm freedertjosh
Bukas Zipper......Labas Monster

Bukas Flower.....PasUk MoNsTeR

SArap Monster.....Sakit Flower


9 MONTHS AFTER........MY DISASTER ]]> Dyok Taym Wed, 21 May 2008 02:20:33 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/jokes-ko-po-t189.htm#525 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/jokes-ko-po-t189.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/ang-bird-bow-t208.htm Webmaster GIRL: Ang puti ng bird mo!

BOY : Aba syempre! Likas papaya ata gamit ko dyan!

GIRL: Ginagamitan mo din ba ng downy?

BOY : Bakit, bango ba?

GIRL: Lambot eh!]]> Dyok Taym Wed, 21 May 2008 14:00:41 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/ang-bird-bow-t208.htm#592 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/ang-bird-bow-t208.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/ang-princesa-t144.htm freedertjosh May isang hari na naghahanap ng asawa para sa anak niang princesa Nagbigay ng 3 challenges ang hari Unang challenge:Uminom ng beer mula umaga hanggang gabi marami ang nakapasa....... Pangalawang challenge:Tanggalin ang isang ngipin sa LION.... maraming nakapasa pero marming bumagsak dahil ung iba lasing na......... Pangatlong challenge:I-divirginize ang isang Babaeng BALIW ... Dyok Taym Thu, 15 May 2008 06:14:31 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/ang-princesa-t144.htm#305 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/ang-princesa-t144.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/enge-money-t205.htm azura
NANAY: ano 400?Ang laki naman ng 300!Anu ggwin mo sa 200?Kala mo ba madali

lang makita ng 100!50 nga hirap q pa kitain 20 pa kaya!Oh eto 5!./
]]> Dyok Taym Wed, 21 May 2008 12:40:45 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/enge-money-t205.htm#577 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/enge-money-t205.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/reaksyon-ng-mga-umuutot-t183.htm Webmaster American: Excuse me!

Briton: Pardon me!

Espaņol: Excusar porque ututar!

Pinoy: Hindi ako un! Mamatay na ang umutot! ]]> Dyok Taym Tue, 20 May 2008 08:29:44 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/reaksyon-ng-mga-umuutot-t183.htm#495 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/reaksyon-ng-mga-umuutot-t183.htm http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/overconfidence-t112.htm jepjam It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it ... Dyok Taym Tue, 13 May 2008 13:35:51 GMT http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/overconfidence-t112.htm#232 http://calzada.forumotion.com/dyok-taym-f20/overconfidence-t112.htm