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Post  jepjam on Tue May 13, 2008 10:35 pm

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,

"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it into her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

hahaha. yuck!

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Re: Overconfidence

Post  messy_meh on Wed May 14, 2008 9:14 am

eewww...

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Re: Overconfidence

Post  Webmaster on Wed May 14, 2008 11:21 am

messy_meh wrote:eewww...

What a yaki! pig

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Re: Overconfidence

Post  jepjam on Wed May 14, 2008 12:57 pm

Admin wrote:
messy_meh wrote:eewww...

What a yaki! pig

lol! lol!
hahaha. nakaka-yucky.

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Re: Overconfidence

Post  Angelofdeath on Sun May 18, 2008 5:59 pm

Ahkiehhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Overconfidence

Post  zellie la gwapa on Tue May 20, 2008 10:15 pm

yuck...... No ......

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