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Post  jepjam on Sat May 24, 2008 8:24 pm

The FINALISTS :

Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....

(Applause!.... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....

(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance.

(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
QUESTION : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..

(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Post  Webmaster on Sat May 24, 2008 8:38 pm

Namatay ako sa kakatawa lol! lol! lol!

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Post  zellie la gwapa on Sat May 24, 2008 8:41 pm

haha!!! lol! lol! lol! ayus!!

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Post  jepjam on Sat May 24, 2008 8:45 pm

Kenjie wrote:Namatay ako sa kakatawa lol! lol! lol!

lol! lol! lol!

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Post  messy_meh on Sun May 25, 2008 7:21 am

naku ha.. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Post  Pastilan on Sun May 25, 2008 8:12 am

This is what I call a big joke! lol!

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Post  zellie la gwapa on Sun May 25, 2008 11:36 am

Pastilan wrote:This is what I call a big joke! lol!


agree!!!haha!!

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Post  jepjam on Sun May 25, 2008 2:22 pm

messy_meh wrote:naku ha.. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

uhmm.. ahahaha.. lol! lol!

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