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IBA ANG PINOY!

Post  Angelofdeath on Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:16 pm

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.

One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid??

"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico ".

The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.

lol! lol! lol!
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Post  Webmaster on Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:36 am

Love it dude! more... more... lol!

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Post  jepjam on Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:54 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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hi

Post  larskiens on Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:53 am

is this forum room new guys?

pare parehong tao nakikita ko.

magkakakilala ba kayo?
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Post  Webmaster on Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:07 am

larskiens wrote:is this forum room new guys?

pare parehong tao nakikita ko.

magkakakilala ba kayo?

Yap, bago lang tong forum.
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